27

Mar

Anonymous asked: Any tips on how to eat pussy. It's my first time and don't want to disappoint my girlfriend. Thanks in advance

nathansummers:

legend-of-feels:

abandonable:

did you ever notice
hole and whole are basically opposites.
yet they sound the same 

prayer circle for everyone who has to learn english as second language

(Source: quiescense)

thinsquids:

I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.

taggedugly:

do you ever hear a song that makes you wanna start abusing hardcore drugs

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

25

Mar

gomugomunoai:

dean-is-the-next-doctor:

samafox:

oneirodidae-dreamers:

eziocauthon89:

sixpenceee:

made by filmmaker David F. Sandberg

Someone described it as “I normally can’t stand horror stuff, but this one was short enough to stomach. Once. After that, it’s all nope nope nope, and I’m never turning my lights off ever again.”

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE

FOR A BLOODY MARY SHORT FILM

DO NOT.

WATCH.

THAT SHORT

fuck that no fuck that. what the hell. fuck that.that is fucked. fuck fuck fuck that. no way. no fuckin way.

[[That was intense for under 3 minutes!]]

nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

WHAT THE FUCK

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

image

dynastylnoire:

tsunamistorms:

livingismyformofart:

blackbutrfly:

lanadellame:

afrafemme:

morenamagia:

monochromaticblack:

savagesandra:

dapenguinninja:

nousverrons:

sasha’s face though…

look at the brother in the back

wait wth they have a brother? i have to google this .. cuz if its true thats really fucked up how they always leave him out..

what

they meant “brother” as in “a black male we count as part of our big ethnic black family” 

omg.
dead
the “brother” confusion.

White people

I’m gonna go ahead and reblog this just for commentary

😂

No no no!!

ahahahhahahahahahaha

dynastylnoire:

tsunamistorms:

livingismyformofart:

blackbutrfly:

lanadellame:

afrafemme:

morenamagia:

monochromaticblack:

savagesandra:

dapenguinninja:

nousverrons:

sasha’s face though…

look at the brother in the back

wait wth they have a brother? i have to google this .. cuz if its true thats really fucked up how they always leave him out..

what

they meant “brother” as in “a black male we count as part of our big ethnic black family” 

omg.

dead

the “brother” confusion.

White people

I’m gonna go ahead and reblog this just for commentary

😂

No no no!!

ahahahhahahahahahaha

(Source: typicalbrigett)